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Wednesday, February 10, 2010

snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough*

being trapped in your own home at the hand of mother nature's snowy fury allows some time for reflection.

and well... i got bored and my mind wandered so i just handed over the reigns to george carlin to do it for me.

“the most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. i mean, life is tough. it takes up a lot of your time. what do you get at the end of it? a death! what's that, a bonus!? i think the life cycle is all backwards. you should die first, get it out of the way. then you live in an old age home. you get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. you work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. you do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. you go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...

...and you finish off as an orgasm!”

right on george! much better analysis of life than i could have ever done.

*title quote by earl wilson

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