keep your expectations low and i will rise to the occasion.


Friday, August 6, 2010

friday's random music video XXVIII

"A tiny spark to set it off.
Ignite the dark and live it up!

Don't fix it if it hasn't broken yet.
Don't regret it if it hasn't happened yet.

So let's go, a tiny spark to set it off.
I'll explode. Ignite the dark, illuminate the unknown.
But since your head's in the clouds the best advice I found is don't look down."

for whatever reason this band always makes me think of chris jones... chris, if youre reading this, this one's for you homie!!

four year strong - "it must really suck to be four year strong right now"

Thursday, August 5, 2010

yo jay sean, im down with down

i love random feature interludes in songs and no one has quite the same ability to pull off some greatness as lil weezy... these are the lyrics from jay sean's "down" and i love it. in the right moment, you can catch me performing this 30 second piece of genius... if you're lucky.

"Even if the sky is falling down like she supposed to be,
She gets down low for me,
Down like her temperature, ’cause to me she zero degree,
She cold, overfreeze,
I got that girl from overseas,
Now she my miss America,
now can i be her soldier please,
I’m fighting for this girl,
On the battlefield of love,
Don’t it look like baby cupid sending arrows from above,
Don’t you ever leave the side of me,
Indefinitely, not probably,
and honestly im down like the economy,

clever... and so insanely pop-tastically catchy.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

after months and months of trials and tribulations...

im a dc resident.

i know i know... ive given up my southern roots from the great state of virginia and i jumped the river. it had to happen. however, to truly be honest, i did it so they would stop giving me parking tickets at my house. but im still proud of my dc license and my new dc license plates.

pretty sure the average attractiveness of dc residents just doubled. so dc, youre welcome.

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

DC, im giving YOU a ticket... for being terrible

what the helllll is with DC?! and i thought northern virginia was bad...(where ive lived all my life). i get it... the city doesnt have a lot of money. but making people who just move to you miserable with all your parking tickets and rules and damn fines and cameras. DC is too expensive and it has nothing to do with the price of groceries or housing. you are the devil... i seriously want to hire a lawyer and somehow sue the damn city for all the shenanigans they pull. they have a million meter maids, (yeah big 300lb man giving me a ticket while i stand there next to you, you are a meter maid) and yet the tap water is crap and there are areas that are still not safe and do not have enough police presence. keep up your psychotic ways and when you finally come up with the money to successfully run a city, nobody will live here.

i really hope someone gives me an exit interview when i leave dc... and ill show them how they almost bankrupted a citizen, who because of my job, requires that i drive around dc and sometimes has to over stay a spot because a meeting runs long, which may be the difference to me eating the following week... and yet, murderers, drug dealers, robbers, and everyone else evil in nature basically have free reign around here. good idea. drive out the people work their ass off and contribute... i hope you like what's left.

ok for those calling my bluff, im not leaving dc anytime soon... but put me in the ring with a damn meter maid for 10 minutes and i swear you'll think you are watching the video game Punch Out and im just wailing on glass joe... just pummeling him... over and over... standing... laying on the ground... he's getting the full 10 rounds... rat bastard.