keep your expectations low and i will rise to the occasion.

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Friday, June 25, 2010

in honor of the king of pop...

friday's random music video vol. XXII

because im in complete shambles after a late night out on u street to celebrate my birthday yesterday, im giving up the reigns to this weekly post to my good buddy chris jones. at the moment, he is sitting here drinking a venti something from starbucks, eating some of my birthday donuts and in a much better mental and physical state than i.

after a few back and forth sing-a-longs trying to pick the perfect summer diddy, we landed on something old school and awesome.

enjoy.



the academy is... - "the phrase that pays"

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

USA USA USA USA...

amazing... wow. ok so now i need to actually get stuff done. geebus.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

sometimes soccer pisses me off...



i really hate all the crying and rolling around they do on the grass... these guys could learn a thing or two from rugby players. even nfl players, some of the biggest sports divas in the world, dont "act" like that.

they should make a rule that if the refs think someone is acting, the other team gets one free kick to any part of their body. i mean hell, if they are seemingly wanting to be hurt, lets give them their money's worth.
"i have a demon in me
it shows its teeth and escapes
when i impatiently speak
that's when i make my mistakes

it seems i'm prone to abuse
i'm just like you,
i'm just like you.

i keep my mouth shut around
the fools and liars of this town
starting fast from their lips
they burned it all to the ground
you know if you want the truth
you'll just end up getting burned too

will the water wash me clean?
you can take it all out on me,
you can take it all out on me.

so go ahead and spit your poison out
yeah go ahead and take your cheap shots
i've never been too proud to sin,
why don't you rub my face in it.

you walk the walk,
don't you talk the talk too?
but in your heart you died alone
a long, long time ago.

will the water wash you clean?
you can take it all out on me,
you can take it all out on me.

yeah go ahead and spit your poison out
yeah go ahead and take your cheap shots
i've never been too proud to sin,
why don't you rub my face in it."

-the classic crime - "cheap shots"

Monday, June 21, 2010

you just won the nba championship... what are you going to do next?!

"im going to release a new single!!!" - ron artest, 2010



maybe if ron artest was the best player ever... MAYBE. but hes not even THAT good. he is just a thug on the court and every now and then, punches a fan in the face. this will be parodied so hard. i cant wait. that maybe the silver lining.